There must be a sign somewhere in my apartment that says Clothing Optional...

Every time I turn around my almost-three-year-old is naked. He just learned that he can remove his own clothing and it's driving me nuts! I'll get him ready for bed and 5 minutes later he comes up to me saying, "Mommy I'm naked!" Yes, son, I can see that. I get him dressed for the day... about an hour later with clothes in hand, "Mommy! I'm cold!!!"

KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON AND YOU WON'T BE COLD ANY MORE!

His response... "Oh."

Kids.

I love them to death, but I'm gonna have no hair by the time I'm 30!